talking to Bea before a trip to the pet store: “Beatrice likes puppies besterer than kittens.”
upon finishing a meal: “May I be inscused, please?”
turning on her cd player: “Some nice warm music will cheer you up.”
while playing “hen”: “I’ll be back in a little minute, after I go home and hatch my chicklins out.
in church, looking around: “Mama, where’s God?” pointing at random guy in the next pew: “Is that God?”
Also, she’s taken to only calling me “mother,” but it sounds like “mudder” when she says it. “Oh, Mudder!”